Sleep pulls me into deep dark chambers of mystery.Far away from any sign of life. Defying it is impossible. It grips me with its cold hands. I am pulled from life into sleep. Darkness envelops me. I scream with horror, yet I laugh for joy. Sleep pulls me into a secret place. A place filled with everything. Both sadness and joy. It brings me into a fairy tail. And pulls me into a horror story. When I call for sleep it does not come.When I push it away it comes. It is the worst yet best thing. I love it, yet I hate it. I never know what will be in those icy chambers of horror. I never know what will be in those cosy hallways of joy. I hate to fall into its pit. But long to walk through its castle gates.
CROSSING THE RIVER
During the Turkish stampede in Thrace, a small detachment found itself confronted by a wide and deep river. However, they discovered a boat in which two children were rowing about. It was so small that it would only carry the two children, or one grown person.How did the officer get himself and his 357 soldiers across the river and leave the two children finally in joint possession of their boat? And how many times need the boat pass from shore to shore?
A MAN AND HIS DOG
"Yes, when I take my dog for a walk," said a mathematical friend, "he frequently supplies me with some interesting puzzle to solve. One day, for example, he waited, as I left the door, to see which way I should go, and when I started he raced along to the end of the road, immediately returning to me; again racing to the end of the road and again returning. He did this four times in all, at a uniform speed, and then ran at my side the remaining distance, which according to my paces measured 27 yards. I afterwards measured the distance from my door to the end of the road and found it to be 625 feet. Now, if I walk 4 miles per hour, what is the speed of my dog when racing to and fro?"
I DO SO LOVE THE HOLIDAYS
You will know that I am coming From the jingle of my bell,But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.Children, they adore me for they find me jolly,but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.My job often leaves me frozen,I am a man that all should know,But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.I travel much on business,But no reindeer haul me around,I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.I love the time of Christmas,But that's not my vocational season,And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.
QUICK YET DEADLY
I can be quick and then I'm deadly, I am a rock, shell and bone medley. If I was made into a man, I'd make people dream, I gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream.
Try to answer them all. And tell me what they are.
Have you ever heard that words can express feelings. Well if you have, where ever you heard it that thing was wrong. From personal experience I have figured out that you can not express feelings by words. I have tried telling people how I feel but they do not get it. Or is it the way I say the things?
How do you tell people how you feel?
Bye
This is for all the people who I never see but wish I could see.
Well I miss all of you guys. More like totally miss you guys. I miss my cousins, Lora, every one of you people who I don't ever see. And worst of all the people who I really miss hardly email me. You people should Email me more. I have been extra lonely these days for some reason. So I need you guys. I need you to talk to me. Call me on the phone, email me, chat with me on the internet. Help me not be so lonely. Well I have to go. Bye.
I feel dead. I have a cold, and I absolutely hate colds. And worst of all I have a nose burn. For some people nose burns are not that bad. But for me, well to put it in a nut shell I HATE nose burns. They burn your nose and make you feel absolutely horrid. To put my mind off of it I did school all morning, and all afternoon. After I had finished school had a shower. I was feeling a little bit better then, so I did more school. Then I ate supper. Then I went to piano lessons. I started feeling a little bit worse then. It was horrid, I started sneezing and sneezing. It was really embarrassing, but then that happens to everybody. Right? Well finally I finished piano lessons. And that is when I started writing on my blog. And now I am finished writing on my blog. Bye.
How are all you people? How are your family's friend's. And your friend's. And how are your family's. How are your pets. Your family's pets. How is everything. Well here is my post. I have nothing else to say. And so I will not say anything else. Well I might say a tinny tinny bit more but that will only be a little bit more if I do right anything more. Well here is a little bit more. I've got to go. That's the little bit more. Well bye.
DO YOU LIKE RIGHTING THINGS IN ALL CAPITALS. BUT YOU DON'T LIKE PRESSING IN SHIFT? WELL I HAVE THE SOLUTION. YOU JUST PRESS IN CAPS LOCK AT THE SIDE OF THE KEYBOARD!!!! YEP IT IS JUST THAT EASY. I DO IT ALL THE TIME NOW. WELL NOT QUIET ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY. I KNOW. IT IS A VERY PATHETIC POST. BUT I WANTED TO POST. SO I DECIDED I WOULD POST ABOUT CAPS LOCK. I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT IT ALL READY. BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A VERY UNIQUE THING TO POST ABOUT. SO I POSTED ABOUT CAPS LOCK. BYE.
HELLO HELLO HELLO. I AM BORED . I AM HUNGRILY BORED. IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE. THIS IS GOING TO BE A HUNGRILY SHORT POST. IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE EITHER. WELL HERE IS MY POST. HERE IS MY HUNGRILY BORED POST. HERE IS MY HUNGRILY SHORT POST, I MEAN. WELL HERE IT IS. AND THERE IT IS. IT IS A POST THAT IS HOPEFULLY BUT NOT CONFIDENTLY EVERY WERE. BUT THERE IS ONE PLACE THAT I AM CONFIDENT IN WERE IT IS. THAT IS RIGHT HERE. WERE IT CONFIDENTLY IS.
DID ANY OF THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU? WELL IF IT DID, YOU ARE INSANELY WEIRD. BECAUSE IT DID NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE TO ME. AND I AM WEIRD. WELL I SHALL GIVE YOU A BRAKE FROM MY WEIRDNESS, BYE.
Oooooohhhhhh, it is so great. Today was the first day of school. ( for me at least )And I picked to start school today. And then I will finish school first before anybody else. And I will have a long Summer. But then I will probably get bored. Like always. It sounds very boring and sad to start school again so early. But it was actually really fun and not boring and not sad. It was everything good. Well, not everything. But still it was absolutely, positively, most assuredly the funnest school day I have ever had. ( I think ) And it was all because I picked to start school today. It was all because I have so much wisdom that I started school today and had such a fun day. (lol) I am so proud. I am so proud that I have pride in my proudness. If that makes any sense. Does it make any sense? Well it should make sense. Because I am so wisdom, and I could not make anything not make sense. Hehehehe. Well I have to go. Bye. Byebye. Tootles! Can you think of any other ways to say goodbye.
I have one more thing to say to you. Or its more like show to you. I want to show you this post in the webdings font thingy. I thoght it looked cool. Heer it is.
Oooooohhhhhh, it is so great. Today was the first day of school. ( for me at least )And I picked to start school today. And then I will finish school first before anybody else. And I will have a long Summer. But then I will probably get bored. Like always. It sounds very boring and sad to start school again so early. But it was actually really fun and not boring and not sad. It was everything good. Well, not everything. But still it was absolutely, positively, most assuredly the funnest school day I have ever had. ( I think ) And it was all because I picked to start school today. It was all because I have so much wisdom that I started school today and had such a fun day. (lol) I am so proud. I am so proud that I have pride in my proudness. If that makes any sense. Does it make any sense? Well it should make sense. Because I am so wisdom, and I could not make anything not make sense. Hehehehe. Well I have to go. Bye. Bye bye. Tootles! Can you think of any other ways to say goodbye.
Hello peoples. I was looking at all the posts that I have done and I saw that most of the comments were on the stupid posts that I have done. So I have decided to do a stupid post in hope that I may get more comments. Well here goes my stupid post.
I do not really now what a stupid post sounds like. Its probably because all my posts are stupid. Heheheh. Well I guess I will just right stupid phrases that pop into my mind, here it goes. Hello, heeellllllooooo, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelo, hellllllllllllllo, heloooooooo. I thought those were stupid hellos so I put them on here. Well let me think of some other stupid things. blablablabla. I guess that could maybe be called a stupid thing. Maybe not though. Could you tell me if it is stupid? Oh no!!! A canon is facing me. It might fire. Ohhhh nooooo! Oh, sorry its only a box that says canon on it. Oh what a relief. I was really scared there for a second. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I think that is the stupidest thing that I have come up with yet. Well I bet that you are tired of hearing the stupid things that I make up. So I will let you go now. Bye.
Hello all you wonderful people! Do you remember my post about Carissa and Ryan's dog. And do you remember ow it was very sick. Well God has answered that prayer. And Carissa and Ryan's dog (Satine) is doing way better. I think it is all the way better now. Well now I have to go and jump rope because my mom says. So bye.
Hello people. I have hardly anything to do these days.I am bored out of my mind.I am even getting bored of reading a little bit. I want to start school again so that I am not so bored. I know I am weird but I do really want to start school again. Do you? Are you bored?
Well hello people. Carissa and Ryan got a puppy. Her name is Satine. She got really sick. The doctor thinks it is distemper. Well she is very sick and might die. So she really, really needs prayer. So please pray for her.
This morning My Dad took me out for breakfast. It was so horribly, terribly fun. We ate at Las Cazualas. I had a breakfast taco with chorizo, egg and potato. It was delicious. The only bad thing about this morning was that the back of the seat in the booth that I was sitting in went straight up and it was very, very, very, very uncomfortable. But I made it. ( I always make it ) After my dad and I finished eating and talking and stuff he brought me to the church to practice piano. ( I practice at the church because that's the closest place to play piano ) After I practiced for an hour and 15 minutes my dad brought me home. In all it was a very fun morning.
Hello babies, children, youth and adults. Do you know that I am righting a book? Well I am here to tell you right know that I am righting a book. I was dividing it into chapters but then I stopped. ( I am only on the first draft. That is why I am not righting down the chapters) I stopped on chapter four. Well people, do you want to here a paragraph from my story? Well I will let you people here a paragraph if I get 15 people comment on this post. Well bye know.
Hello all you peoples! How are you. Please tell me. I want to know. Well I am sooooo sorry that I have not been posting. But I have been to busy to post.( That is a lie) Well some of you people have blogs out there to. And some of the some people that have blogs out there are not posting! So I want those people to start posting again.( And I might try to start posting again ) Well know I am going to say good-bye. Good-bye!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and one more thing. Please post on my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been sick for about three days. And know finally I am getting better. It has been a horrid time. But I made it through. Last night I woke up basically every 30 minutes. And every time I woke up I felt like throwing up. And then I woke up at four and could not go back to sleep. It was a horrid night but I made it. Well bye all you people.
Hello, all you people! I haven’t posted in a long time so this will make up for all the things I have not posted about.
Two Tuesdays ago when my dad was gone on a mission’s trip, my family, our neighbors and I went to the children’s museum. I got my whole face over there. There was this place at one end of the museum and it was a doctor place sort of. There were scrubs and face masks and there were these aprons that had all your organs on them. There were also these two heads that came out of the wall. They were horrid. Their faces had teeth rotting out of them and splotches all over them. Oh, you should have seen them! And by them was a big huge chess game. The chess pieces were basically half as tall as I am. There were also play horses and a doll house and a play garden. There was a place in there where you could build tons of stuff, too. It was probably my most favorite place in there. It was all horribly terribly fun.
I finished my primer piano books that week, also. Can you believe that? I just finished them! Now for the summer my teacher is having me do a few songs before I go into my next books. They are very pretty and long songs.
That week I also helped Carissa and Ryan at their house. It was very fun, but I wore myself out like a ton. One evening we went swimming at Carissa and Ryan’s apartment pool. That was very fun, too.
Friday evening we went to Old Navy. I bought tons and tons of clothes. I bought four shirts, (two sleeveless shirts and two non-sleeveless shirts) two pairs of shorts (one pair was short and one pair was long) and I bought a pair of capris. The capris are like my most favorite of all of the clothes.
On Saturday Mom came to get me from the church where I was practicing piano. It was raining so she came to pick me up instead of me walking home. My mom went into the grass so I wouldn’t have to walk in the rain too much. She got stuck in the mud and grass, but finally we got out. It made a dent in the grass so she went home to get a shovel to fill it back up. But when she came back the car’s tire became flat so she had to call Carissa and Ryan to put a new tire on because my dad was coming in from on the plane. They couldn’t do it so they pump the tire up as well as they could and bring it too a tire fixing place. Well, it got fixed and in the end it was alright. And my dad got back.
Well I cannot think of anything we did the next week after that week accept work and play and all those things. Well I did do something last week! I just remembered it. I helped at Carissa and Ryan’s house. (Like I do every week) Well it was terribly fun, but I was so tired.(Like always)
Yesterday I finished a Redwall book. It was very good but not the best one that I have read. Its name is loamhedge. It was terribly sad. It was the only book that I can remember other than Martin the Warrior that I cried on.
Tonight my all of my family, even Carissa and Ryan went to the park and played croquet. After that we drove around. And just know we had ice cream.
Hello. Well guess what. I am finished with my wonderful book. It was the best book that I have ever read in the Redwall series. The name was High Rhulain. I finished it just this morning. I was going to finish it last night but I got to tired. So I finished it this morning.
Well on Friday I went to Carissa and Ryan's house to paint and stuff. Carissa came to my house to pick me up and bring me to her house. She talked to my mom for so long that it was almost lunch time when we left. Well then we went to a Lowes and Wall Mart to get paint and the other stuff we needed. Finally we got to her house. Then after a little while Carissa and I came back to my house to eat lunch. We ate lunch, and my mom talked to Carissa for a really long time after that to. Finally we left to Carissa's house and painted.( I did other stuff other than painting, but the main thing that I did was paint.) Then I came home at around 6:45. I was very warn out after the whole day painting and doing other hard stuff. But the it was still fun.
It was terrible today. I had to get my passport. It sounds easy, right? But it is not at all as easy as it sounds. At first it ran very smoothly. We got are pictures taken at Wall Greens since it was cheaper than most places. All of that was fine, I bought nail polish over there to. Then we went to the post office. We got in there and there was a huge line of people waiting to do their passport thing. It stood there for an hour waiting. And then guess what happened. The man who was doing it went on a lunch brake. So we went and ate at Las Cazuelas. We ate breakfast tacos there. They were really good. Then we got back and the man was still on his lunch break. Finally he got back from his lunch break. Then we waited for a really, really long time and finally we got in. And now my feet hurt soooooooo bad from standing on them for so long, the whole thing was horrid.
Do you know what are family does on dad's day off? Well today is the day that dad gets off.( He doesn't get off Saturday) We almost all ways watch a movie of some sort, sometimes we go to the theater and watch a movie there. But today is different. Today we are going to watch a movie at our house. When it's my dad's day off he usually helps my mom with stuff, or my brother with stuff. And every once in a while my dad will go out to eat with me. In all I have a good time when my dad is off of work, even if he does not do anything with me.
Are you one of those people that hate going to the doctor? I am. Well I have the solution. All you have to do is eat an apple a day and the Doctor will stay away! It is that easy. (Well its not a proven fact, and it probably is just something that mothers tell their children to make them eat apples. But I do it. Well, some times.)
Do you like this poem that I made up? I just now made it up in fact. I do not know why. I just did it. Tell me if you like it.
Time was ticking by so fast,
I couldn't keep up with it,
I didn't think that I would last,
And then you came,
You gave me a second chance,
Oh, I glorify your name,
You took me by the hand,
You gave me what I didn't deserve,
And You led me to the land,
And so now I praise you,
You are the exalted one,
And I love you.
I am soooooooo happy right now. Do you know why? It is because I finished my book! It was a really good book. It was a book in the Redwall series called The Legend Of Luke. It was very fun but sad in some parts. Now I am going to start another Redwall book. I'm probably going to read High Rhulain. ( Sorry, I used "it" a lot in this post.But I could not help it though.)
Well hello all you people! Do you know what I have been thinking? I have been thinking about all you people. And how special and unique all of you are. All of you people are so wonderful and kind. When I see any of your faces I remember you. And I remember all the fun thing that we have done and that we do together. The love that you have shared with me. Even the small things that you have done for me.
The Robinson's visited us. It was really fun. We helped paint at Carissa and Ryan's new home. We made up some weird songs over at Carissa and Ryan's house to. ( I think the paint got to our heads.) We also stayed up really late into the nights talking, and then Jayme would wake us up terribly early each morning. As you can tell we got very little sleep. We also went to the Outlet Mall. Me and Lora ate some interesting things there. The Robinson's brought videos of when Ryan was little, and so we watched some of those to. (Ryan was terribly cute when he was little) We did loads of other stuff, but it would take forever to right all of it. In all it was all so wonderfully fun.
Guess what? I am finished with school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is soooooooooo exciting. I do not have to do school in the summer, it's so great!!!!!!!!
Since you all loved my story : From Fat to Skinny. ( Did you like it?) I have decided to give you another story that I thought you might like.Here it is.
Vegetables
A long time ago there was a girl. Her name was Carissa. Carissa never ate her vegetables.
One day she went to eat supper. When she saw that they were having vegetable soup she said she would not have any soup. So she went to bed with out any food.
The next day at school they only had vegetable things, and she had forgotten to bring her lunch. So she never had lunch. That night she did not have food because she did not get home in time. So she did not have any food that day.
The next day was Saturday, and she was going to her neighbor’s to play. Her mom let her walk there by her self.
While she was walking a big wind started to blow. It was a very strong wind. It seemed to be picking her up. It said eat your vegetable or else next time I see you I will send you to bad girl land.
So now she eats all her vegetables, and I hope you eat all your vegetables or else you might be carried of to some place.
I love writing stories. I do it to relax. Here is a story that I've written. I have written other stories but I've lost them.
From Fat to Skinny
Wendy trudged into McDonalds with her purse at her side. She could barely fit inside because she was so obese. But she made it through.
As she came in she screamed in horror. Every table was turned on its side, all the food was smashed on the floor. The whole place was a mess. “Oh no!” she yelled “Who did this to all the beautiful food.”
Then she noticed a lady standing at the front of McDonalds. There were people all around her. She was a very stern looking lady. With brown eyes and straight brown hair that came to her shoulders. She wore a long brown dress, and high heels.
Then forgetting every thing else she waddled over to were the lady was standing. (She was to fat to walk the normal way). Suddenly she realized the lady was talking. She came to where the other people were so she could hear what the lady had to say.
“My name is Carmen,” She said sternly “I have come to give you a message. Stop eating fast food or it will make you overweight like her.” At that she pointed at Wendy. “But do not get discouraged. For I have come to tell you how you can get skinny or stay skinny. I will get you people back in shape within a day. Everyone who wants to do it raise your hand.” Wendy found herself raising her fat arm though she didn’t know why. “Good” Carmen said “Come to my house tomorrow. I will give you directions.”
The next day as Wendy was driving to Carmen’s house, she remembered what Carmen had said. “I don’t know how Carmen will get me skinny again! It would take a year to even loose one pound, and she said she would make me skinny in one day.”
By then she had reached Carmen’s house. Carmen was standing there waiting for her. “You’re late,” she yelled. “When you come to my house you need to be early.”
“I’m sorry,” Wendy mumbled.
As Wendy entered she found herself in a huge room. In the room were all different types of exercising tools.
“What you are going to do today is exercise all day while I talk to you,” Carmen explained. “Start with using the treadmill. Do it on the highest speed.”
Wendy almost flew off the treadmill as Carmen put it on the highest speed. As Wendy ran on the treadmill, Carmen talked to her, “First off, you need to stop eating fast food and meat. Fresh fruits and vegetables are the best. The greener they are the better.”
The whole day went on like this, with Wendy exercising and Carmen talking. There was not one break all day long, not even to eat. At the end of the day, Carmen finally let Wendy stop. “Go look in the mirror,” Carmen commanded!
“I look skinny,” Wendy screamed in delight. And Wendy stayed skinny for the rest of her days.
The End
By: Margaret Anne Nazworth
April 5, 2007
Maisey Played at my House today. Maisey is my freind. She is 4 years old. We had fun together. We colored and we drew. It was really fun. She is a good freind.
This is what Maise Wanted me to right, it isn't exactly Maisey's words but I did as good as I could.
I could not get a picture of Maisey and I because we did not have batteries for
are camera.
This is the beginning of my wonderful blog. I hope you like it. Isn't it so cool? Do you like the name? I do.
Please comment. I like comments.
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