My Christmas

You know what I did for christmas. You will never guess.

Try and guess. But you will find that you cannot guess it right. No matter how hard you try.

No I did not open presents ( except for my stocking )

No I didn't do anything that you think I did.

I got up at three in the morning and acted like a cow with my couson. Then me and my couson mood a christmas carol to the tree. It was so fun.

(This whole post is NOT a lie.)

What did you do for Christmas?

Greetings from another planet.

We are aliens, from another world. We eat cars for breakfast, and stoves for din din.

Planes make a tasty snack.. if we're particularly famished for no reason whatsoever.

Although! Our beaks often fight with our stomachs. Don't yours?

We live in swamps, in other worlds. We fight people. We have fun.

We have a weird language. It is like this:

Wakka, wakka, nikki, nikki, pu, pu, puuuuuuuuuuuuuu. And stuff like this also:

Waaaaaaaa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, and Weeeeeeeeeeee weeeee we weeeeeee we weeeeeeee.

We have so much fun talking because we do not know what we are saying.

So greeting: or in are planet Aw wa wee wi.

Bye